My husband is pretty good lookin’. Look at that stud! I know all of you ladies out there are jealous that I snagged this man off the market nearly 10 years ago. He has gorgeous blue eyes, he has biceps bigger than my thighs, and he occasionally dresses like he has some fashion sense. You can’t get much better than…
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I forgot my anniversary
I totally and completely forgot my blog-iversary. That’s a thing. Really. One year ago I decided to put my crazy life out there for the world to read. Cotten Tales was born for my own enjoyment, and for the entertainment of my friends and family. I started writing as a gigantic 30 week preggo with nothing but a journalism degree…
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Confessions of a SAHM | Part 2
I confess… I’m still just as competitive as I was pre-baby. In my previous life, I used to help win prestigious industry awards. I was the editor-in-chief of my collegiate newspaper, and won a National Pacemaker Award. I’ve been a member of teams who won PRSA Pinnacle Awards and ISAE Star Awards. These are big deals. A few weeks…
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Halfway to Homeless
My life has been a whirlwind for 17 days. Why, you ask? It’s 100 percent due to this craziness in my front yard. You see, 16 showings in 17 days will make you lose your mind. I’m in a constant repetition of cleaning every square inch of my home, hiding any evidence of the fact that three people DO actually…
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Dot’s Darlings: Seven & Eight Month Favorites
One & Two Months | Three & Four Months | Five & Six Months 1: Vtech Sit-to-Stand Learning Walker | 2: Baby Banana Bendable Training Toothbrush | 3: Fisher-Price Healthy Care Deluxe Booster | 4: Cheerios | 5: Neat Solutions Table Topper | 6: Boogie Wipes | 7: PATRULL Bathtub Mat Vtech Sit-to-Stand Learning Walker: As you could see from…
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